AKA the ungodly long post with actor’s faces and some words

Spades Slick: Keanu Reeves

Hearts Boxcars: John Travolta

Diamonds Droog: Stephen Moyer

Clubs Deuce: James Mcavoy

And some extras!

Problem Sleuth: Jude Law

SEPULCHRITUDE:

Ace Dick: Sean Astin

I actually have no idea on this one but

Pickle Inspector: Daniel Craig

Hysterical Dame: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Nervous Broad: Helena Bonham Carter (of course)

I’d be interested to see everybody else’s picks!  (does not have to be the full list posted here obv)

Sorry for the long break.  I wrote some homestuck fanfiction that you might be interested in maybe?

Problem Sleuth / Spades Slick Rated T, 500 words long.

He Loves

I’ve been dicking around with it forever despite its absolutely beyond belief tiny size and it’s finally reached some semblance of completion.

It’s Problem Sleuth / Spades Slick, which is the pairing I never knew I needed.  And then I really needed it.  Anyway.  It happened.  It’s so unspecific it can be about two anthro wolves if you’re in to that.

I’d like concrit, if it’s available.  I’d also like an invitation to archive of our own, because fanfiction.net is the writing equivalent of hanging your 70 hour painting facing the wall, with a little carboard sign that has a poorly rendered naruto tacked to the back of it.  It’s up to whoever’s feeling generous, though.  Message me and I’ll give you whatever information you need for an invite.