The Face of the Midnight Crew
AKA the ungodly long post with actor’s faces and some words
Spades Slick: Keanu Reeves


Hearts Boxcars: John Travolta

Diamonds Droog: Stephen Moyer

Clubs Deuce: James Mcavoy


And some extras!
Problem Sleuth: Jude Law

SEPULCHRITUDE:
Ace Dick: Sean Astin
I actually have no idea on this one but

Pickle Inspector: Daniel Craig

Hysterical Dame: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Nervous Broad: Helena Bonham Carter (of course)

I’d be interested to see everybody else’s picks! (does not have to be the full list posted here obv)
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Slick is not tan but THESE ARE COOL TOO :D
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Agree with everyone except Keanu Reeves I actually would like to see if JGL could pull Slick off.
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i said “OH GOD YES” at least four times out loud
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travolta as boxcars just fucking kills me
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kinda looks more like a CD than an AD
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agree except Problem Sleuth is totally Leonardo Decaprio.
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john travolta is hearts boxcars
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wow holy shit these are...100 percent yes also james mcavoy deuce paosidjf.
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Whoa shit those are
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i would watch this movie.
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