The Face of the Midnight Crew

AKA the ungodly long post with actor’s faces and some words

Spades Slick: Keanu Reeves

Hearts Boxcars: John Travolta

Diamonds Droog: Stephen Moyer


Clubs Deuce: James Mcavoy

And some extras!

Problem Sleuth: Jude Law

SEPULCHRITUDE:

Ace Dick: Sean Astin

I actually have no idea on this one but



Pickle Inspector: Daniel Craig

Hysterical Dame: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Nervous Broad: Helena Bonham Carter (of course)



I’d be interested to see everybody else’s picks!  (does not have to be the full list posted here obv)

Posted 4 months ago
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Tagged: midnight crew, problem sleuth, hysterical dame, nervous broad, hearts boxcars, picke inspector, diamonds droog, clubs deuce, ace dick, spades slick, .
  1. deliciouslyunrelated reblogged this from maglings
  2. mystickatt reblogged this from maglings and added:
    Slick is not tan but THESE ARE COOL TOO :D
  3. maglings reblogged this from alexiorsay
  4. goddamnitreddas reblogged this from zombiechaser and added:
    Agree with everyone except Keanu Reeves I actually would like to see if JGL could pull Slick off.
  5. lifesalright reblogged this from takenoprisoners
  6. zombiechaser reblogged this from hipstermalik and added:
    i said “OH GOD YES” at least four times out loud
  7. lowbrowisclassy reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
    travolta as boxcars just fucking kills me
  8. tedtheodorelogan reblogged this from takenoprisoners
  9. hipstermalik reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
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  12. frankenlomps reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
    kinda looks more like a CD than an AD
  13. roryismyancestor reblogged this from cheeeeeeen
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  15. cannibalpiechan reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
    agree except Problem Sleuth is totally Leonardo Decaprio.
  16. cheeeeeeen reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
    john travolta is hearts boxcars
  17. wizardgaga reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
    wow holy shit these are...100 percent yes also james mcavoy deuce paosidjf.
  18. alexiorsay reblogged this from takenoprisoners and added:
    Whoa shit those are
  19. tyrannosauridae reblogged this from billspreston and added:
    i would watch this movie.
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