Hunting The Jodie
Seeing as the Jodie is a very common animal with hardly any outstanding ideas, the IUCN sees no reason to believe the Jodie is an endangered species. Hunting the Jodie is actually being encouraged in 53 of the 50 states. Unfortunately, the Jodie, having skin made of bullets and abs made of the terror-filled screams of children, is a fairly hard creature to kill. Rifles, bazookas, rocket launches, and missiles are the suggested weapons.
Happy hunting!
