( I’d like to ask that anyone who reads this to PLEASE reblog this so there isn’t a widespread panic and violent protests. Tumblr needs to stop posting partial information. It is counterproductive and we need to know the truth so we don’t give up and think…
janizaryWright began pestering sangfroidHawkshaw at 4:00
JW: Playing the violin at this hour? - JW
JW: Again? - JW
SH: Learn to use the chat client correctly before contacting me through it.
JW: -JW
I’ve recently been imagining a lot of Tintin alternate universe fanfic
and then I thought
what if
it was the same fic
and then the best idea ever came together, with zombies, and badassery, many a different backstory, convolusions, technology confusion, etc! I’m excited. I don’t imagine I’ll finish it regardless.
I draw two beautiful women getting it on and this is the thanks I get? The nerve…
doodle or die homestickers:
please stop it
you are making people hate the fandom
this is approximately the same as drawing a dick unrelated to the prompt and expecting a positive reaction for it
user I reblogged from: I’m sorry it was you. There are plenty of people that are doing this, you are not alone, but you were the first I found in the homestuck tag.
tumblr users: do not feel free to pile on to this post whether or not you agree. I don’t want any more harassment than necessary for either side.
Yeah, I’m even going to use capital letters and shit because this is kind of a serious venting post for me, requiring me to temporarily abandon my flippant no-effort no-care face. (Not serious even to stop swearing though)
As I identified myself as an extremely…
I love this post to death, and I also find it humorous because it’s a righteous proclamation against righteous proclamations. I wish there was a way to end all the arguing.
here’s my sketches for what I meant by weird wide triangle shapey hood. Keep in mind I haven’t drafted this and I don’t know how it works. This is just food for thought. If anybody wants my pattern for Jade’s hood, I’ve drafted it and I know it works (at least when it’s 5” tall, but I don’t have accurate measurements for how big it needs to be to fit on a head)
Theoretically. The hood would need to be a much different shape, anf the cape would need to be extended in front and behind the neck hole (and obv the back of the cape would need to be a triangle instead of a flat square). The hood should still be pretty tall to get that droopy mystical wizard hood effect, but I’m not sure about the exact shape (it could be a normal hood shape, just taller and deeper, or it could be a wonky shape, slanting forward in front of the eyes with a wide triangle cut out of the side). It’s up to you to find the correct shapes to get the right effect, but this should basically work for putting it together.
So, in short: yes and no?
AKA the ungodly long post with actor’s faces and some words
Spades Slick: Keanu Reeves


Hearts Boxcars: John Travolta

Diamonds Droog: Stephen Moyer

Clubs Deuce: James Mcavoy


And some extras!
Problem Sleuth: Jude Law

SEPULCHRITUDE:
Ace Dick: Sean Astin
I actually have no idea on this one but

Pickle Inspector: Daniel Craig

Hysterical Dame: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Nervous Broad: Helena Bonham Carter (of course)

I’d be interested to see everybody else’s picks! (does not have to be the full list posted here obv)
Sorry for the long break. I wrote some homestuck fanfiction that you might be interested in maybe?
Problem Sleuth / Spades Slick Rated T, 500 words long.
I’ve been dicking around with it forever despite its absolutely beyond belief tiny size and it’s finally reached some semblance of completion.
It’s Problem Sleuth / Spades Slick, which is the pairing I never knew I needed. And then I really needed it. Anyway. It happened. It’s so unspecific it can be about two anthro wolves if you’re in to that.
I’d like concrit, if it’s available. I’d also like an invitation to archive of our own, because fanfiction.net is the writing equivalent of hanging your 70 hour painting facing the wall, with a little carboard sign that has a poorly rendered naruto tacked to the back of it. It’s up to whoever’s feeling generous, though. Message me and I’ll give you whatever information you need for an invite.


